You've got to grab life by the haunches and hump it into submission; its the only way!!

Dear classic overblog contributors and supporters, I am eagerly awaiting your arrival at the change o' pace on Sunday, home of delicious wingies and top notch brews. Unfortunately, we will be without everyone's favorite, Marcus C. Chumps and I am not sure about Willie Moe. I do however like the fact that by some festivus miracle, my brother little Cory McToast may be there to ring in some REAL good times. I will gladly give someone a sizeable sum of money if they help me take out my brother when I decide to drunkenly wrestle him on Sunday. It is inevitable, it will happen and unless I get some help, I will most likely lose. You see, little Cory Cregg is much much larger than me. See, Big Baby Jitters (JAY TEE!!! you have to say it like TOAST-TEEE!!!). Also, anyone interested in watching the Cregg boys play some hockey together, he is going to play goalie for my men's league team that Tuesday night. Plus I get to take shots at his head during warm ups. YES!!! So if you are still in town and want to go to a hockey rink that has its own bar, with beer, feel free to inform your friendly neighborhood Toastie!! Hope you're all ready for your door prizes!!! Another Festivus MIRACLE!!!