Classic over-Tucker

You might be a tool if................
You picked Vermont over Syracuse
You might be gay if...............................
you want Tommy O'Connor in an unnatural way
I've been everywhere man, I've here and there man.
"I won't even put down my groceries."
Who is that guy?
What's a Saluki????
Tuckahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Bucknell wins! Bucknell wins!
XXX is gooooooooooooooooooooooooooood!
I can't pick tournament games, because I suck!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAVE A BANDIT DAY!
joAQUIN andUjAR WON 20 OR MORE GAMES TWICE. TWICE!!!
Ball State is in Munce, IN.
The place of higher education in Gary, IN?.................Gary Community College Fightin' Industrialists?
I slept with JJ Reddick's sister!