The Time is Fast Approaching...

Yep, kids, it's almost that time once again. The Madness of March is nearly upon us. Our treasured traditional extended weekend of debauchery:
Bojangles presents the Fourth Annual Electric City Weekend of Madness and Associated Drunken Revelry/Idiocy in the Middle of March! We have expanded our quarters a bit since last year's festivities. That's right, bitches, two floors! The fun begins by noon (at the latest) on Thursday, March 15. Will this be the year that we do a KFC vs. Popeye's taste off? Will Willie take a full week off work? Will Tom survive the weekend? Will Danny and/or Jitter make it to the Electric City? The answers to all of these questions and more could be yours! Also included in this lavish package: three televisions showing live games, wireless internet access, artisinal cheeses, delicious beers, exciting basketball action, assorted fatty foods, plenty of dudes, plenty of bars, and more...