Sunday, July 24, 2005

The Sith Sense

This is very very cool and very funny.



Click the picture above to test Darth Vader to read your mind. Think of an object and Vader asks you Yes or No questions about it. And he mocks you while he does it. It's like a game of twenty questions. I've tried it three times and he's gotten it in less than 20 tries every single time. Amazing and very awesome.

The Road From Bristol

How can you not love this? They have a bracket for the most hated ESPN personalities. (And seriously, how can the jagoff on the left NOT win? He should be like the 1990 UNLV Runnin' Rebels of this tourney.) Click the pic to go there.



The four brackets are the Cowboys, Duke, Yankees-Red Sox, and Lakers regionals.

Wedding Crashers

In case you guys wanted to know what our next great quotable movie is going to be, just get it over with and go see Wedding Crashers.



You know you want to see it anyway, so just do it. You'll like it, trust me:

Here are some of my favorite lines (from memory):

*****SPOILER ALERT*****
(skip the text in yellow if you haven't seen it yet)


  • "You shut your mouth when you're talking to me!"

  • "ERRONEOUS! ERRONEOUS on BOTH counts!"

  • "We lost some really good men out there..."

  • "...pretty soon you're just tryin' to find out if she's gonna let you play a little game called 'Just the tip', let's just see how it feels..."

  • "Did you motorboat her? You motorboatin' son of a bitch!"

  • "We got a stage five clinger....Did you hear me? We got a stage five, VIRGIN clinger."

  • "Okay, here's a bike. I made you a bike. I didn't wanna make it for you, but I made it. Now take it and scram, you hyena.... yeah, don't say thank you."

  • "Oh yeah? A hot older broad made you feel her cans? Try getting jacked off at the dinner table in front of the whole family."

  • "Goddamn, I almost nun-chucked you! You don't even realize!"

  • "Oh yeah, well little miss prim and proper just eye-f**ked the s**t outta me..."

  • "You're leaving me in the trenches taking grenades, John!"

  • "Soft Mattress? Maybe, or the midnight rape, or the nude gay art show. I had my sock, the one that I walked around in allday, played football, sweated in, stuffed in my mouth and DUCT taped in!. I'm going to eat my breakfast over here. Don't talk to me."

  • "Tell THAT to the Dalai Lama, asshole."


(Click here for more quotes.)

Okay now go.

Thursday, July 21, 2005

Got Bored...

Yeah, I changed the entire template. Darn tootin'!

Saturday, July 16, 2005

It's a-gooood!!! Posted by Picasa
About three pitchers in... Posted by Picasa
About 10 pitchers in... Posted by Picasa
What is a girl doing here? Posted by Picasa
About 15 pitchers in... Posted by Picasa
20 pitchers... Posted by Picasa
Getting there... Posted by Picasa
Only need five more... Posted by Picasa
We did it! We win... nothing. Posted by Picasa
9PM, time for bed... Posted by Picasa

Thursday, July 07, 2005

The Parking Lot of Brotherly Love: L-R, Jeff, Jav, Will, Jitter, Toastie, Bill, Phelps, Tucker, Danny, Dunford Posted by Picasa
In times like these, we must do what we can to stop Phanaticism: Phelpsy and Will Posted by Picasa
We all have degrees from college. Posted by Picasa
You have the right to remain sexy! Jav, Phelps, Toast, Will Posted by Picasa
We like professional baseball! Posted by Picasa
After the game Posted by Picasa
An uncomfortable silence Posted by Picasa
Jitter re-creating Danny's horrifying cranial injury; none of us will ever forget it. Posted by Picasa
Classic Uberbed Posted by Picasa
Oh, I really really don't like where this is headed... Posted by Picasa