Madness Before Summer: March 17 - 20, Schenectady, NY

While I whole heartedly endorse Danny's thoughts on a fabulous summer weekend, March comes first on the calender. Last year provided a magical, if overtly homosexual, time. What Madness will this March have in store?

March 2004

No man can know until his time comes. I can tell you this much: there will be beer. And greasy food. Basketball. Bad smells. And it least partial male nudity. Who's in?

Greatest Weekend Ever, Summer 2005

Hey has anyone given any thought to something we might be interested in pursuing as a "Greates Weekend Ever 2005?" I was thinking this year we could maybe go to Vermont so Billy and Javen can finally be married? Vermont is not too far away from Montreal and we all know how much the French Canadians love me. "Toasty, you don't have to talk to that guy. You don't owe him anything."

Hilarity Ensues!!

I felt the need to share some information with Billy last night while watching the SU loss to Pitt and let me tell you it got me laughing out loud until my cheeks hurt and I was drawing attention to myself. I can't speak for Bill but he laughed out loud as well. The following is a few lines witnessed during an episode of the Simpsons in which Lisa is in a national spelling bee hosted by George Plimpton. Hopefully it has the same effect on y'all but it also helps to bear witness to it. Here we go.

Plimpton: "Hello, I'm George Plimpton, founder of the Paris Review. I also played Dean Wormser in "Boner Academy"."

Homer: "You!!! Why'd you expel Boogerman?!?!" (Boogerman to be said quickly, not Booger-man)

Plimpton: "Because he replaced my tennis racket with a rubber phallus!!"

Homer: laughs


I'm gonna be a quarterback when I grow up!

Above we have a picture from one of the funnier websites around. I have been a fan of homestar runner for quite some time, especially the Strong Bad emails. May I suggest the one titled "Techno" or better yet "Dragon". Its either dragon or trogdor, can't remember. Nonetheless, enjoy!!

Ooh ooh, click on games too and watch the one titled Peasant's Quest. Hilarious!!

We're excavating a pterodactyl.

I saw the shit out of it!!!

Toast here, takin' it to the streets. I feel like Kramer in the Kenny Rogers Roasters episode. Bad Chicken, mess you up!! Or even when he goes on strike working at the bagel place; "No Bagel, No Bagel, No Bagel, No Bagel!!! Go here and save one of the only shows on television actually worth watching.

Hockey??? They still play hockey now-a-days??

Professional Hockey, No thank you!!!

This was just an idea for any of those who may be interested and unfortunately it is the same weekend as the NCAA Basketball Regionals, but it is in Javen's neck of the woods, and we all know what's there.......BL's!!! "I won't have walking drunks in this bar!!!" Tix are $24 per session or $46 for both. Here's a blurb from their website:

ECAC Hockey League Championship
Mar 19, 2005 - 7:30 PM

Hey Hockey Fans! Exciting college championship hockey is back at the Pepsi Arena! Be there March 18th and 19th as the 2005 ECAC Hockey League Champion is crowned. Come be a part of the action and witness the best college teams in the east battle for a trip to the NCAA Tournament.

Last year, the Harvard Crimson captured the ECAC Hockey League Championship Title by beating Clarkson Golden Knights in one of the most exciting games in recent history. Get your tickets now for this weekend of action packed hockey and free giveaways! All-session passes are only forty-six dollars for adults and just twenty-four dollars for kids! Don’t miss the hard hitting, goal scoring, fast passed action that will make you jump out of your seat.

All-session passes will go on sale December 13, 2004 at the Pepsi Arena box office, all Ticketmaster outlets, online at www.pepsiarena.com, or charge by phone at 518-476-1000. Get your tickets today!

Session 1: March 18th @ 4:30pm & 7:30pm
Session 2: March 19th @ 5:00pm & 8:00pm

He's Very Good ... and Thorough

This is a picture of Rage and I Christmas morning. I had just been slapped in the head for saying "pop" instead of "soda." Rage is smiling because she was the one who slapped me.

I feel as though I may have done something horribly wrong!!

My face is cold. Damn electric trimmer put on the wrong setting!!! Look away Jerry........I'm hideous!!

Tremendous dang it!!

I'd kill to have a beard; just like this guy!!