Billy Ball and Peter King are the same person....

Except Billy knows more about football, is a better writer and he has never given Rick Reilley a BBJ.

From today's Monday Morning Quaterback on si.com:

One of the best discoveries of midlife: St. Patrick's Day. Never thought I'd love Guinness, but it's pretty close to the perfect beer.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2007/writers/peter_king/03/18/overtime/4.html